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Tao Te Ching
last night at around 1am i was handed a sheaf of paper with the title Tao Te Ching (a sort of Taoist handbook) and told to read. as can be expected on a saturday night with term papers due in the next few weeks i was mild-to-severely intoxicated. i read the whole thing in a matter of minutes, minutes it should be mention, filled with the shotgunning of beers, dubstep induced dance party, and RA...
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