May 2011
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“Ah,” said the jailer, “do not always brood over what is impossible,...”
– Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
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my fingertips feel all tingly. but only in my right hand. my other hand is in my pocket
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i told my kid brother that trees shaking are what cause wind and he believed it for about 4 years
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I took part in a pretty intense car chase last...
I felt like james bond except i was driving a scion xb, i was chasing a saturn SUV and i got lost.
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“any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”
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“We do not inherit the land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children”
– Haida Proverb (via usedtobefunny)
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“I found a starfish in the bathtub! No, wait. It’s just my hand.”
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